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pds
[21:45:30] <Willisdrawing> http://www.[…].com/projectdarkstar
[21:47:42] <@drnk> projam dunk star, a barkley story
[21:48:26] <@drnk> in this adventure charles dunks the sun into saturn’s ring and collapses the universe
[21:49:11] <@drnk> trivia: this story has been on cracked’s top 10 list of barkley’s incredible acts; listing at 4th
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[06:59:57] <godzilla> 6966351: Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
[07:00:09] <PrincessKaty> wtf
[07:00:14] <PrincessKaty> that’s a thing?
[07:00:21] <Platinum> waht
[07:00:23] <Platinum> runs away
[07:00:25] <Platinum> runs away???
[07:00:35] <PrincessKaty> ?! find it
[07:00:35] <Platinum> is that an fml from the future
[07:00:39] <PrincessKaty> Google this shit
[07:00:51] <PrincessKaty> find the fml and look at comments
[07:00:55] <PrincessKaty> the numbers there
[07:00:58] <Platinum> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KqkSSgo5ds
[07:00:59] <godzilla> “Run Away Alarm Clock” (46s); By: mart828; 134,245 views; 4.72/5 (113 votes) - http://youtu.be/1KqkSSgo5ds
[07:01:11] <Platinum> LOL
[07:01:20] <Platinum> HOLY SHIT
[07:01:23] <Platinum> THIS IS INCREDIBLE
[07:02:46] <PrincessKaty> holy fucking
[07:02:48] <PrincessKaty> shit
[07:02:52] <PrincessKaty> that clock
[07:02:56] <Platinum> dude that clock
[07:02:57] <PrincessKaty> I’m dying
[07:03:01] <Platinum> yes
[07:03:51] <PrincessKaty> Olson
[07:03:58] <PrincessKaty> look at that alarm clock
[07:04:00] <PrincessKaty> tell me
[07:04:08] <PrincessKaty> that is not fucking spectator
[07:04:12] <PrincessKaty> spectacular
[07:04:20] <GitCilledGetNoticed> That alarm clock is fukkin’ going nuts
[07:04:30] <PrincessKaty> it’s a fucking alarm clock
[07:04:30] <Platinum> i need
[07:04:32] <Platinum> this alarm clock
[07:04:33] <PrincessKaty> lmao
[07:04:33] <Platinum> i need
[07:04:35] <Platinum> i NEED IT
[07:04:43] <PrincessKaty> it will like
[07:04:50] <PrincessKaty> break itself in 2 days
[07:04:55] <Platinum> itll knock over my figs
[07:04:57] <Platinum> and ill be like FUCK
[07:04:58] <GitCilledGetNoticed> Jumps 5 feet, hits the ground, and then starts doing tricks while beeping
[07:04:59] <Platinum> and have to get up
[07:05:02] <GitCilledGetNoticed> I’m dying
[07:05:08] <PrincessKaty> it goes out into the street
[07:05:14] <Platinum> dodges all cars
[07:05:14] <PrincessKaty> gets run over
[07:05:15] <Platinum> no
[07:05:16] <Platinum> dodges
[07:05:17] <Platinum> all cars
[07:05:22] <PrincessKaty> until
[07:05:27] <PrincessKaty> you are about to grab it
[07:05:29] <Platinum> yea
[07:05:33] <Platinum> and you get hit
[07:05:35] <Platinum> by a car
[07:05:38] <@andy[mini]> real
[07:05:43] <Platinum> and this clock
[07:05:44] <Platinum> is still
[07:05:45] <Platinum> beepin
[07:05:46] <GitCilledGetNoticed> I don’t know why, but seeing electronics get fucked up makes me laff uncontrollably
[07:05:51] <Platinum> and in the hospital
[07:05:58] <Platinum> bright and early
[07:05:58] <Platinum> 7 am
[07:06:01] <Platinum> in your hospital bed
[07:06:05] <PrincessKaty> beepbeep
[07:06:08] <Platinum> BEEPEBBEPEPEBBEPEPE PBOBEPEBEPBＢＥＰＥＢＥＢｐＥＯＥＯＢ
[07:06:10] <PrincessKaty> beepbeep
[07:06:26] <Platinum> thats
[07:06:27] <Platinum> thats an fml.
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waifu
[07:18:15] <ZomB> Ran was like my first anime waifu or some shit
[07:18:25] <Platinum> my first anime waifu
[07:18:30] <ZomB> before i even knew what waifus were
[07:18:30] <Platinum> lmao
[07:18:39] <Platinum> my first anime waifu
[07:18:40] <Platinum> god
[07:18:42] <Platinum> i dont even
[07:18:42] <PrincessKaty> so
[07:18:45] <Heroic_POS> I’ve never had a waifu
[07:18:46] <ZomB> it’s ok man
[07:18:48] <Heroic_POS> Am I a bad person
[07:18:49] <ZomB> you don’t have to be embarrassed
[07:18:53] <PrincessKaty> I all nighter’d
[07:18:56] <PrincessKaty> by accident
[07:18:57] <Heroic_POS> what is the definition of a waifu\
[07:18:58] <Platinum> no i cant even
[07:18:59] <Platinum> remember
[07:19:04] <Heroic_POS> Maybe Ive had one and don’t understand
[07:19:05] <ZomB> i dont even know heroic
[07:19:09] <Platinum> heroic
[07:19:12] <Platinum> whe u see
[07:19:13] <Platinum> a char
[07:19:14] <Heroic_POS> :<
[07:19:14] <Platinum> and ur like
[07:19:17] <Platinum> 8)
[07:19:21] <Platinum> 8)!!
[07:19:24] <Heroic_POS> 8)
[07:19:29] <Heroic_POS> wtf does 8) mean
[07:19:37] <Platinum> its a face
[07:19:40] <Heroic_POS> Is it like (8)
[07:19:43] <Heroic_POS> But not as fucked
[07:19:46] <PrincessKaty> I want some fucken rice noodles
[07:19:57] <PrincessKaty> ))<>((
[07:19:58] <PrincessKaty> that
[07:19:59] <Platinum> i want some rice noodles
[07:20:28] <ZomB> we’re just talking about anime
[07:20:31] <Platinum> yea
[07:20:32] <ZomB> you’re not missing anything important
[07:20:33] <Heroic_POS> So 8) is like
[07:20:40] <Heroic_POS> Wanting rice noodles
[07:20:42] <Heroic_POS> okay
[07:20:43] <Platinum> sorta
[07:20:45] <ZomB> yeah but like
[07:20:49] <ZomB> it’d be extra cool
[07:20:51] <Heroic_POS> Why does seeing a character want to make me want rice noodles
[07:20:52] <PrincessKaty> the rice noodles
[07:20:53] <ZomB> if that char ate rice noodles
[07:20:54] <ZomB> with you
[07:20:55] <PrincessKaty> are actually
[07:21:00] <ZomB> like when you think
[07:21:02] <Platinum> yea
[07:21:02] <PrincessKaty> anime pussy
[07:21:03] <Heroic_POS> extra cool
[07:21:05] <ZomB> ” i want to eat rice noodles with her “
[07:21:07] <ZomB> that’s like
[07:21:09] <ZomB> waifu status
[07:21:09] <Platinum> exactly
[07:21:12] <Heroic_POS> waifu status
[07:21:14] <Heroic_POS> hrm
[07:21:29] <ZomB> its not as serious as like actually proposing or getting married or w/e
[07:21:32] <ZomB> unless youre amadeus
[07:21:35] <ZomB> its just like
[07:21:38] <ZomB> ” i want to eat rice noodles with her “
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[10:56:59] <@m9> what a joke
[11:01:25] <Oddness> you are a joke
[11:02:36] <@seiba> what are a joke
[11:02:49] <+Platinum> what is a joke
[11:03:03] <@m9> this is the joke
[11:03:17] <@m9>
what a twist[11:03:37] <+Platinum> fuck. not again
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p4a update
[05:10:21] <Platinum> nanako would summon dojima persona
[05:10:24] <Platinum> and itd be random what happens
[05:10:31] <andy[mini]> that would be horrible
[05:10:38] <Platinum> a) he shows up and gets a phonecall. then he walks off stage
[05:10:53] <Platinum> b) he tells nanako to go to bed and opens a newspaper
[05:10:57] <Platinum> c) he doesnt show up
[05:11:01] <andy[mini]> those are horrible for different reasons
[05:11:07] <andy[mini]> but I do approve
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[19:10:46] <@drnk> no friggin idea
[19:10:49] <@drnk> brb tho FOOD
[19:10:51] <@INTERNETFRIEND> DUDE
[19:10:52] <@INTERNETFRIEND> NO
[19:10:54] <@INTERNETFRIEND> HOLD ON
[19:10:55] <@drnk> WHAT
[19:10:57] <@INTERNETFRIEND> EVA HORSE
[19:11:00] <@drnk> EVA HORSE
[19:11:02] <@INTERNETFRIEND> http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2012/10/09-1/further-adventures-in-evangelion-capitalism
[19:11:07] <Yosh> eva
[19:11:09] <@INTERNETFRIEND> EVANGELION HORSE
[19:11:23] <@INTERNETFRIEND> WHY IS THERE A FUCKING
[19:11:28] <@INTERNETFRIEND> NEON GENESIS EVANGELION HORSE
[19:11:28] <@drnk> aSFJSFHKJG
[19:11:30] <@drnk> aKSFhAJKLGL
[19:11:30] <@drnk> WHAT
[19:11:35] <@drnk> THIS IS INCREDIBLE
[19:11:37] <@drnk> WHY
[19:11:39] <@INTERNETFRIEND> WHY
[19:13:06] <@drnk> Horse’s In It’s Stable, All’s Right With The World
[19:13:11] <@drnk> (BRB FOOD)
[19:13:13] <@INTERNETFRIEND> MOTHERFUCKER
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[19:51:55] * PENIS sets mode: +ao Platinum Platinum
[19:52:19] <&Platinum> what would i do without you, PENIS
[19:54:26] <&eirei> be a little girl
[19:54:27] <&eirei> ;_;
[20:24:29] <&Platinum> oh
[20:24:30] <&Platinum> ..oh
[20:24:34] <&Platinum> ;_;
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[15:13:36] <Platinum> .tfln
[15:13:37] <godzilla> Can’t access textsfromlastnight.com
[15:13:39] <Platinum> .tfln
[15:13:44] <Platinum> .tfln
[15:13:44] <Platinum> .tfln
[15:13:45] <Platinum> .tfln
[15:13:45] <Platinum> .tfln
[15:13:45] <godzilla> Can’t access textsfromlastnight.com
[15:13:45] <Platinum> .tfln
[15:13:46] <Platinum> .tfln
[15:13:50] <Platinum> FUCK YOU GODZILLA
[15:13:53] <godzilla> GET THE FUCK TO SCHOOL!
[15:14:11] <Platinum> ..;_;
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[00:48:11] <@MissPresident_> I’m back.
[00:48:14] <@MissPresident_> Is it time for Mario Party?
[00:48:15] <@MissPresident_> @__@
[00:48:56] <%Platinum> mario party?!?!?!
[00:49:04] <%Platinum> do we have a 4th person yet
[00:49:22] <%Platinum> is anyone even trying to get a 4th person
[00:49:28] <@Andy6000> why aren’t you :|
[00:49:33] <%Platinum> because
[00:49:35] <Anima> i’ll be your 4th
[00:49:35] <%Platinum> im kawaii
[00:49:36] <%Platinum> as heck
[00:49:36] <Anima> !!
[00:49:41] <%Platinum> anima are u ec
[00:49:50] <Anima> .ud ec
[00:49:52] <godzilla> [0/6] EC: Abbreviation for eye candy
[00:49:54] <Anima> yes
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[15:02:42] <@eirei> if adachi eventually becomes playable
[15:02:45] <@eirei> I’m playing him
[15:02:50] <@eirei> for cabbage projectiles
[15:04:24] <Platinum> i will play
[15:04:26] <Platinum> nanako
[15:04:32] <Platinum> with dojima persona
[15:04:55] <@eirei> *card crush* DAD
[15:05:05] <Platinum> his c and d attacks are leaving for the weekend and staying late at work
[15:05:06] <Platinum> ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼
